How officials missed listening to Putin’s speech

Message from the President of Russia Vladimir Putin.
Photo: the press service of the President of Russia

December 3 Vladimir Putin acted with an annual message to the Federal Assembly. During the performance, the operators constantly snatched the people sitting in the hall - and their expressions reminded us how difficult it was to sit at a lecture. At a very boring lecture. After a sleepless night.

What happens at the lecture? You are sitting with a kind listener.

And only your view constantly strives to switch from the board to something more interesting.

When the teacher turns his face, you pretend that you understand everything.

But you let go of the teacher a long time ago and do not follow his speeches.

Because a nerd is sitting next to him who records everything.

You try to entertain yourself with the phone.

The life of flies flying by a lamp becomes extremely fascinating.

You're trying to hold out the last force.

But in the end you fall asleep.

You wake up a sharp laugh from the audience. In order not to stand out, you also begin to laugh, but it turns out the loudest.

Again you pretend that you listen and understand everything.

Again you notice flies on the ceiling.

And endure a lecture.

Only after the call, you realize that it was a lecture for the second year. And you are a graduate student.

Previously "Forum" briefly described Putin’s speech, putting the hourly performance in five paragraphs.