Los Angeles is too tough

So, you should not go here if:

1.You do NOT plan to drive a car in this life. In principle, you can survive without a car, but you will never be a free or even a “full-fledged” person.

2. When you see gay people, you lose consciousness and want to shoot yourself, having first shot everyone around you. No, this is not Israel or European gay capitals, but from time to time these people meet, and the most central areas - Santa Monica - West Hollywood - are generally specific in this matter.

3.You are a freelancer and just want to live in a warm place. If America is a fundamental choice, then think about Miami. It’s always warm there, and most importantly, there’s always a warm ocean. If we compare only locations, discarding perspectives and everything else, I like Miami more. But work there is an even bigger problem than here. It’s not so simple in LA either, and the ocean is cold! In principle, if you just want to live in a warm place, you can consider cheaper countries.

4.An exception to point 3 is that you are a stupefying IT specialist who, in addition to freelancing, plans to work outside of home. In general, it’s worth going to California, either if you are that stupefying IT specialist, or if you can’t live without cinema and are ready to starve, trying to make your way here, while simultaneously working seven other jobs.

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5. You are a crazy careerist (not a professional IT specialist and not a professional who suffers from films), for example, a manager of something. You want to move to America, earn money and build a more or less normal career not a waiter or a car washer. No, you are not here. If you want a big city, drive better to New York. And better in Chicago, live there cheaper.

6. You do not know English. There are many of these people, but even after a year and a half I don’t understand how they live.

7. You are afraid to fly on airplanes to the state of non-life. Then generally do not move anywhere, you should see your parents too.

8. You have no money at all. Such people also exist, but I also do not understand how they moved. Although everything is not so bad as with ignorance of the language.

9. Walking for 2 hours is something unrealistic for you (if you don’t buy a car from the very first day), and it’s also something unrealistic for you to wait 1,5 hours for a bus, and then change 3 more such buses .

10.You are not ready for the first time to give almost all the money earned for housing. Rather, for the room. Rather, you are not ready to earn the minimum wage in the state (12 dollars per hour), giving 900 dollars per month per room. Again, if you suddenly find this job, even for a minimum salary.

11. You have a family, children, there are no millions and at least someone in this city. And you are not an informative IT professional.

12.Architecture is something without which you cannot imagine your city existing. Baroque, Renaissance and Art Nouveau, of course, will not replace the ocean and endless mountains, but the city of angels believes that they will. Here.

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13. The thought of three seasons changing in one day makes you deeply angry. Leaving the house in a T-shirt, not forgetting a backpack with a thick jacket, the warmest sweater and a woolen scarf, as a famous magazine would say, is the rule of your life.

15. You are very pissed off at ease, smiling and not in a hurry, people who also run along the embankment and rush to the gym for any free second. You do not plan to smile back at them, you plan to hate them very fiercely, or even kill them. Here you will definitely be sent to prison.